http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/-t1.htm Add your jokes and anything funny, especially any fibro moments! Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:41:07 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver_magenta/site_logo.gif http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/-t1.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/it-hurts-when-i-press-here-t22.htm Anonymous A man goes to hospital and says to the doctor: "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side) "And when I press here" (pressing the other side) "And here" (pressing his leg) "And here, here and here" (His other leg and both arms). The doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong...... "you've got a broken finger !" Make me laugh Sun, 25 May 2008 15:07:20 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/it-hurts-when-i-press-here-t22.htm#27 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/it-hurts-when-i-press-here-t22.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/another-quiz-questions-t143.htm peter 1) How many legs does a spider have?? 2) Name 3 ranks from the fire service?? 3) Name 3 ranks form the police?? 4) what member of this forum is training to be a pilot?? 5) what singer sang Mr Lonely?? 6) Who came from Knotty Ash?? 7) What is our queen called?? Name a song by Boney M?? 9) What Late actor sang Grandad?? 10) In London what is the big wheel called?? Make me laugh Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:41:07 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/another-quiz-questions-t143.htm#490 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/another-quiz-questions-t143.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/forum-quiz-t133.htm BMGirl
Nothing too taxing, so no need to worry

The quiz will be 10 general knowledge questions and the answers will be revealed the next day.

The winner gets a free drink in the "Fibro bar" - we may even throw in some crisps and nuts to aid your brain power until the next round!!!!]]> Make me laugh Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:07:29 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/forum-quiz-t133.htm#439 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/forum-quiz-t133.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/quiz-questions-t142.htm peter 1) Who is the prime minister of England?? 2) Who said....I dont beleave it?? 3) How many days in september?? 4) Who is incharge off this forum?? 5) What member of the forum has been promoted today?? 6) In Scotland we had a famous dog what was he call or known as?? 7) Follow the name...........Tarzan and .........?? in coronation street what is Devs real name?? 9) who was the first man on the moon?? 10) What sport it Ian Bothan known for?? Make me laugh Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:22:45 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/quiz-questions-t142.htm#488 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/quiz-questions-t142.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/the-forum-quiz-room-is-now-running-t141.htm Terry
COME ON EVERYONE JOIN AND POST YOUR QUIZ NOW]]> Make me laugh Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:00:23 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/the-forum-quiz-room-is-now-running-t141.htm#478 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/the-forum-quiz-room-is-now-running-t141.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/wasps-black-and-yellow-projeciles-of-death-t80.htm magepaster When I used to ride bikes I always wore open faced helmets as I hated the feel of full faced.Anyway I was at a rally one weekend in wales and we were blessed with georgeous weather which called for a ride out to Rhyl. So with no consideration for my safety I mounted my bike dressed in jeans and a vest. The ride was brilliant with the breeze cooling my sun tanned body I was lost in the glow of it all when WHACK!.................what the fuOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Oh my God Oh my God Owwww owwwww owwwww ... Make me laugh Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:11:03 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/wasps-black-and-yellow-projeciles-of-death-t80.htm#175 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/wasps-black-and-yellow-projeciles-of-death-t80.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/men-and-housework-t75.htm MISS BUNNYPENNY 007 Three men sitting together boasting about how they had put their wives straight on domestic duties/ The 1st man had married a woman from Italy and boasted that he had told his wife she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done/ he said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away The 2nd man married a woman from from France/ He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning ... Make me laugh Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:23:12 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/men-and-housework-t75.htm#163 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/men-and-housework-t75.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/memory-for-faces-t73.htm MISS BUNNYPENNY 007 have you got a good memory for faces
why? he asks
because there isnt a mirror in your room ]]> Make me laugh Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:56:11 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/memory-for-faces-t73.htm#160 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/memory-for-faces-t73.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/roses-and-hanging-baskets-t63.htm BMGirl ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her, 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains ... Make me laugh Sat, 31 May 2008 23:08:44 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/roses-and-hanging-baskets-t63.htm#133 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/roses-and-hanging-baskets-t63.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/laughter-is-the-best-medicine-t37.htm MISS BUNNYPENNY 007 laughter is the best medicine -my face is curing the world old fishermen never die-- they just smell that way dont forget jesus loves you ----but im his favourite to do is to be ---nietzsche to be is to do ---kant do be do be do -sinatra i am nobody-nobody is perfect-therefore i'm perfect power corrupts-but absolute power- is kinda cool Make me laugh Wed, 28 May 2008 10:25:20 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/laughter-is-the-best-medicine-t37.htm#71 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/laughter-is-the-best-medicine-t37.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/joes-operation-t44.htm MISS BUNNYPENNY 007 The doctor said .'joe the good news is I can cure your headaches/ The bad news is that it will require castration/ You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates on hell of a headache The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. Joe was shocked and depressed/ he wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife/ When he left hospital he was without his headache for the first ... Make me laugh Wed, 28 May 2008 23:39:29 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/joes-operation-t44.htm#87 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/joes-operation-t44.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/physical-exercise-t20.htm Anonymous Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise: Beating around the bush Jumping to conclusions Climbing the walls Passing the buck Throwing my weight around Dragging my heels Pushing my luck Making mountains out of molehills Hitting the nail on the head Wading through paperwork Bending over backwards ... Make me laugh Sun, 25 May 2008 15:05:43 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/physical-exercise-t20.htm#25 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/physical-exercise-t20.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/exercise-for-fibromites-t19.htm Anonymous Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb. potato sacks and eventually try to get to where you lift 100-lb potato sacks in each hand ... Make me laugh Sun, 25 May 2008 15:03:35 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/exercise-for-fibromites-t19.htm#24 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/exercise-for-fibromites-t19.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/fibro-fog-t18.htm Anonymous A guy who has fibro and his wife were having dinner with a couple who were friends of theirs. The husband of the guests asked him, "How're you doing?" "OK," he said. "Pretty good, I guess." (Pause) "Uh......we went out to dinner last night." "Yeah? Really?" the friend said. "Was the food good?" "The food...? Oh...yeah, the food was good. Uh...... really good. We had, uh.....uh...yeah, really good." "Where'd you ... Make me laugh Sun, 25 May 2008 15:02:28 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/fibro-fog-t18.htm#23 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/fibro-fog-t18.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/old-age-joke-t17.htm Anonymous An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, “Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with ... Make me laugh Sun, 25 May 2008 15:00:53 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/old-age-joke-t17.htm#22 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/old-age-joke-t17.htm http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/bad-day-t16.htm Anonymous THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check out this actual case. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine ... Make me laugh Sun, 25 May 2008 15:00:06 GMT http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/bad-day-t16.htm#21 http://fibromyalgia-me-ms.heavenforum.com/make-me-laugh-f8/bad-day-t16.htm